It’s probably all THEIR fault! They proly SCREWED IT UP! It’s not the elevators fault! It’s not Apple’s fault! It’s those people! They MUST be using it wrong!
“Finally, a people-zoo. And you get to feed them. Awesome.”
And in response to a few comments before: No crap it isn’t the elevator’s fault, it’s a machine, you need to be able to make decisions to make mistakes; and if this makes you want to not buy a mac, you are dumb, not because this is awesome (:D it is) but because you are passing judgement on something based on an unrelated piece of equipment and faulty elevator engineering or stoopid people, not the coputers you now dislike.
I believe I was the only one to leave a comment implying that the elevator was somehow Apple’s fault… but I was being VERY sarcastic… Just thought I’d clarify :p
Mantiz on May 30th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
“Apple begins human guinea pig program to test their products.”
Cameron on May 30th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
Ryan on May 30th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
It’s probably all THEIR fault! They proly SCREWED IT UP! It’s not the elevators fault! It’s not Apple’s fault! It’s those people! They MUST be using it wrong!
hehe
alcopop on May 30th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Apple debuts diPod for recalcitrant Windows users
Jeff on May 30th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
“The Power Rangers arrived at the Fifth Avenue Apple store today…”
Alan on May 30th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
The first Woz clones come off the assembly line in Malaysia.
Sven on May 30th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Getting real: don’t feed the trolls!
David Spencer on May 30th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Don’t feed them too much or they’ll die
andrei on May 30th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
“The elevator is working within the expected parameters”
Jason on May 30th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Hurry, free them before the oompa loompas get here!!!
JimS on May 30th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
“I feel like I’m living in a fish bowl.”
Andrew Burke on May 30th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Quick. 99. Hand me your engagement ring.
Andy on May 31st, 2006 at 1:05 am
No Darlin, David Blaine is next week!
Dan on May 31st, 2006 at 9:52 am
“Wow, now I really wanna buy a Mac”
Todd Baur on May 31st, 2006 at 3:49 pm
The Village People Meet The Village People from the Future Tube
Neal Saferstein on June 1st, 2006 at 12:43 pm
“Where do we turn on the blender?”
Chris on June 2nd, 2006 at 2:16 pm
“Finally, a people-zoo. And you get to feed them. Awesome.”
And in response to a few comments before: No crap it isn’t the elevator’s fault, it’s a machine, you need to be able to make decisions to make mistakes; and if this makes you want to not buy a mac, you are dumb, not because this is awesome (:D it is) but because you are passing judgement on something based on an unrelated piece of equipment and faulty elevator engineering or stoopid people, not the coputers you now dislike.
I enjoy ranting.
Ryan on June 2nd, 2006 at 9:10 pm
No… Crap…?
I believe I was the only one to leave a comment implying that the elevator was somehow Apple’s fault… but I was being VERY sarcastic… Just thought I’d clarify :p
Steve on June 2nd, 2006 at 9:16 pm
“Could be worse. We could be trapped in a Gateway store.”
Andrew Burke said:
Quick. 99. Hand me your engagement ring.
Nice one! Just saw that episode the other night. : )
Brian on June 5th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
alert…alert…microsoft spies detected.
Indranil on June 12th, 2006 at 3:08 am
“Go away! For the last time, we are NOT for sale!”
Neal Saferstein on June 12th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
How about being trapped in a Walmart???
Neal Saferstein